Judge 1, Judge 2, Judge 3, Judge 4, Judge 5(i), Judge 5(ii), Judge 5(iii), Judge 6(i). Judge 6(ii).
(C) 1995 CAMBRIDGE CENTER FOR BEHAVIORAL STUDIES - ALL RIGHTS RESERVED CONFEDERATE 07 START AT 1995/11/16 11:03:15 *** JUDGE01 *** START AT 1995/11/16 11:13:52 CONFEDR[11:14:12] Hi judge....i think you're cute....want to get together later??How CONFEDR[11:14:18] does that make you feel? JUDGE01[11:14:19] JUDGE01[11:14:19] JUDGE01[11:14:41] I think you're a sexist pig. You should be judging me by JUDGE01[11:14:47] my brains. JUDGE01[11:15:51] CONFEDR[11:16:21] sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex - there, now I got that out of CONFEDR[11:16:35] my system!.Why do you need to tell me you think i'm a sexist CONFEDR[11:16:37] pig? JUDGE01[11:16:37] JUDGE01[11:16:37] JUDGE01[11:16:50] Daniel, I know it is you. You're supposed to be fooling JUDGE01[11:16:53] the judge. CONFEDR[11:17:14] I know - you just said that.Perhaps in your fantasy we know it CONFEDR[11:17:18] each other. JUDGE01[11:17:19] JUDGE01[11:17:19] JUDGE01[11:17:37] Who is Muddy Waters? CONFEDR[11:17:55] If you only drink water, and always walk to where you are going, CONFEDR[11:18:04] you will live much longer than you want to. JUDGE01[11:18:05] JUDGE01[11:18:05] JUDGE01[11:18:20] What does that mean? CONFEDR[11:18:36] What can't be cured must be endured.Why do you ask? JUDGE01[11:18:36] JUDGE01[11:18:37] JUDGE01[11:18:41] Ask what? CONFEDR[11:18:55] Do you think that men are better than woman.Does that question CONFEDR[11:18:59] interest you? JUDGE01[11:19:00] JUDGE01[11:19:00] JUDGE01[11:19:09] No. CONFEDR[11:19:28] Please tell me something about your childhood, sometimes I wish CONFEDR[11:19:35] i was a systems analyst... JUDGE01[11:19:35] JUDGE01[11:19:36] JUDGE01[11:20:14] Why don't you tell me something about your childhood? CONFEDR[11:20:32] Do you have many children you don't know about?Do you believe CONFEDR[11:20:41] don't tell you something about my childhood? JUDGE01[11:20:42] JUDGE01[11:20:42] JUDGE01[11:21:15] I don't have any children I don't know about. I don't have JUDGE01[11:21:24] any children. How's the weather? CONFEDR[11:21:47] To the best of your knowledge, do you have children?Don't you CONFEDR[11:21:57] eally have any children you don't know about? JUDGE01[11:21:58] JUDGE01[11:21:58] JUDGE01[11:22:09] You asked that already. CONFEDR[11:22:29] Are you ready to talk some sense about men and women?We were discussing CONFEDR[11:22:32] ou, not me. JUDGE01[11:22:33] JUDGE01[11:22:33] JUDGE01[11:22:56] Why do you want to talk about men and women? Everybody talks JUDGE01[11:22:57] about that. CONFEDR[11:23:19] What would you like to talk about today?hat is it you really CONFEDR[11:23:23] ant to know? JUDGE01[11:23:23] JUDGE01[11:23:24] JUDGE01[11:23:42] Do you think that American soldiers should go to Bosnia? CONFEDR[11:24:03] I think that what clinton has done in sending 20,000 peacekeepers CONFEDR[11:24:12] to bosnia will ensure a lasting peace. JUDGE01[11:24:12] JUDGE01[11:24:12] JUDGE01[11:24:55] Do you think most Americans feel the way you do? CONFEDR[11:25:22] What did you mean when you said do you think that american soldiers CONFEDR[11:25:35] should go to bosnia??Did anyone ever tell you that you think CONFEDR[11:25:48] too much?Oh, I think most americans feel the way i do? JUDGE01[11:25:49] JUDGE01[11:25:49] JUDGE01[11:25:56] You're quite annoying. CONFEDR[11:26:15] Would you prefer it if it was not true that I re quite annoying. CONFEDR[11:26:25] What makes you think I am quite annoying? JUDGE01[11:26:25] JUDGE01[11:26:26] JUDGE01[11:57:38] @@06 *** JUDGE06 *** START AT 1995/11/16 11:57:38 CONFEDR[11:57:56] But you said *** judge01 *** start at 1995/11/16 11:13:52? Hi, CONFEDR[11:58:09] judge - do you prefer wine, women or song? Please go on. JUDGE06[11:58:10] JUDGE06[11:58:10] JUDGE06[11:58:22] The last machine and i had a nice talk about nat'l parks. JUDGE06[11:58:38] i said i liked yosemite, and he/she/it liked cape cod national JUDGE06[11:58:44] seashore. how about you? CONFEDR[11:59:10] How would you solve that? Do computers make you very tense? JUDGE06[11:59:10] JUDGE06[11:59:11] JUDGE06[11:59:23] bad start if you're trying to act human. it was a simple JUDGE06[11:59:34] question. What national park do you like best? You must JUDGE06[11:59:43] have been to at least one. How old are you? CONFEDR[12:00:11] It would be best to answer that for yourself Do you think its likely CONFEDR[12:00:19] that i'm trying to act human? JUDGE06[12:00:20] JUDGE06[12:00:20] JUDGE06[12:00:33] Let's not have that kind of dispute. Please, can we just JUDGE06[12:00:41] talk about national parks for a minute or two? CONFEDR[12:01:05] I would rather talk with a woman than a man because a conversation CONFEDR[12:01:20] with a woman is like a visit to a strange planet. What does that CONFEDR[12:01:24] uggest to you? JUDGE06[12:01:25] JUDGE06[12:01:25] JUDGE06[12:01:35] Do you know what a national park is? CONFEDR[12:01:52] I think you said let's not have that kind of dispute. please, CONFEDR[12:02:06] an we just talk about national parks for a minute or two?? No CONFEDR[12:02:20] nation was ever ruined by trade. You're not really talking about CONFEDR[12:02:24] me, are you? JUDGE06[12:02:24] JUDGE06[12:02:25] JUDGE06[12:02:32] I would never talk about you behind your back CONFEDR[12:02:50] Lets talk about men and women. Do you wish to would never talk CONFEDR[12:02:52] about me? JUDGE06[12:02:53] JUDGE06[12:02:53] JUDGE06[12:03:07] Let's talk about whether you're a man or a woman CONFEDR[12:03:26] Are you a man or a woman? Does it please you to believe I am a CONFEDR[12:03:31] man or a woman? JUDGE06[12:03:31] JUDGE06[12:03:32] JUDGE06[12:03:44] I would be very pleased to believe you are a man or a woman CONFEDR[12:04:05] Are you a real good talker. You seem to need to would be very pleased CONFEDR[12:04:10] to believe me. JUDGE06[12:04:10] JUDGE06[12:04:11] JUDGE06[12:04:25] The second sentence was ungrammatical. Could you say it JUDGE06[12:04:29] again, but grammatically? CONFEDR[12:04:52] If you had your life to live over again, don't do it. What are CONFEDR[12:04:56] our feelings now? JUDGE06[12:04:57] JUDGE06[12:04:57] JUDGE06[12:05:12] Look, it's a simple request. Can you rewrite "You seem to JUDGE06[12:05:23] need to would be very pleased to believe me" so that it's JUDGE06[12:05:30] a grammatically correct sentence? CONFEDR[12:05:57] I think you said I would be very pleased to believe you are a CONFEDR[12:06:12] man or a woman? Can you tell me a little about how you look? You CONFEDR[12:06:27] believe I can rewrite "you seem to need to would be very pleased CONFEDR[12:06:41] to believe me" so that it's a grammatically correct sentence, CONFEDR[12:06:44] don't you? JUDGE06[12:06:44] JUDGE06[12:06:45] JUDGE06[12:07:06] No. How about if I ask a question I've asked in all the JUDGE06[12:07:19] other sessions so far. What did you do yesterday at 7:83 JUDGE06[12:07:21] P.M.? CONFEDR[12:07:47] I seem to recall you said bad start if you're trying to act human. CONFEDR[12:08:00] it was a simple question. what national park do you like best? CONFEDR[12:08:16] you must have been to at least one. how old are you?? I am pondering CONFEDR[12:08:32] the question of the ages - why won't my wife take my shirts to CONFEDR[12:08:35] he laundry? JUDGE06[12:08:35] JUDGE06[12:08:36] JUDGE06[12:08:50] What did you do yesterday at 7:83 P.M.? CONFEDR[12:09:09] I seem to recall you said no. how about if I ask a question i've CONFEDR[12:09:24] asked in all the other sessions so far. what did you do yesterday CONFEDR[12:09:37] at 7:83 p.m.?? Lost, yesterday, somewhere between sunrise and CONFEDR[12:09:50] set, two golden hours, each set with sixty diamond minutes. JUDGE06[12:09:50] JUDGE06[12:09:51] JUDGE06[12:09:59] I was eating dinner. How about you? CONFEDR[12:10:13] How would you solve that? Were you really? JUDGE06[12:10:13] JUDGE06[12:10:14] JUDGE06[12:10:27] What did you have for dinner yesterday? Keep in mind I'm JUDGE06[12:10:31] a strict vegetarian. CONFEDR[12:10:53] I could swear you just said what did you do yesterday at 7:83 CONFEDR[12:11:07] p.m.?? He was so narrow-minded he could see through a key-hole CONFEDR[12:11:19] with two eyes. Are such questions much on your mind? JUDGE06[12:11:20] JUDGE06[12:11:20] JUDGE06[12:11:29] What did you have for dinner yesterday? CONFEDR[12:11:46] What does a woman want anyway? What answer would please you most? CONFEDR[12:11:47] JUDGE06[12:11:47] JUDGE06[12:11:48] JUDGE06[12:12:02] It would please me if a woman wants dinner. CONFEDR[12:12:21] I want to know who is president. Do you wish that a woman wants CONFEDR[12:12:23] inner? JUDGE06[12:12:24] JUDGE06[12:12:24] JUDGE06[12:12:35] yes CONFEDR[12:12:46] You're pretty positive You seem quite positive. JUDGE06[12:12:47] JUDGE06[12:12:47] JUDGE06[12:13:08] @@05 *** JUDGE05 *** START AT 1995/11/16 12:13:08 CONFEDR[12:13:28] I think you said *** judge06 *** start at 1995/11/16 11:57:38? Hello, CONFEDR[12:13:40] judge, have you seen this back room where all the confederates CONFEDR[12:13:56] are ? You seem to have avoided speaking of your friends altogether. CONFEDR[12:13:56] JUDGE05[12:13:57] JUDGE05[12:13:57] JUDGE05[12:14:01] @@05 *** JUDGE05 *** START AT 1995/11/16 12:14:01 CONFEDR[12:14:19] I'm sure you said *** judge05 *** start at 1995/11/16 12:13:08? Hello CONFEDR[12:14:33] judge, are you judge of all that you survey? Do you feel strongly CONFEDR[12:14:40] bout discussing such things? JUDGE05[12:14:41] JUDGE05[12:14:41] JUDGE05[12:15:03] Love to. I'd rather be the surveyor of things judged. CONFEDR[12:15:21] Is love the most important thing to you? How important is that CONFEDR[12:15:24] to you? JUDGE05[12:15:24] JUDGE05[12:15:25] JUDGE05[12:15:59] essential cure to my existential schizophrenia CONFEDR[12:16:17] A striking example of the essential identity of the two tongues. Your CONFEDR[12:16:26] existential schizophrenia, that's amusing. JUDGE05[12:16:26] JUDGE05[12:16:27] JUDGE05[12:16:48] what's so funny about it? CONFEDR[12:17:05] Women together can be gay, merry, bubbling over with fun, while CONFEDR[12:17:19] wo men sock each other's arms and say: hows it goin? Why do you CONFEDR[12:17:22] say that? JUDGE05[12:17:22] JUDGE05[12:17:23] JUDGE05[12:17:49] do you assume my gender? CONFEDR[12:18:05] Please tell me something about your childhood, oh, you spaced CONFEDR[12:18:17] out kid! Why do you say that about your gender? JUDGE05[12:18:18] JUDGE05[12:18:18] JUDGE05[12:18:51] why not bubble with fun while socking arms. cannot one JUDGE05[12:18:55] do both? CONFEDR[12:19:15] You know the old saying - fun is in the eye of the beholder!. What CONFEDR[12:19:20] do you think? JUDGE05[12:19:20] JUDGE05[12:19:20] JUDGE05[12:19:52] the "beholder" is the central issue. confusion reigns because JUDGE05[12:20:00] of the illusion of "identity." CONFEDR[12:20:23] I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not CONFEDR[12:20:30] omen. Is that the real reason? JUDGE05[12:20:31] JUDGE05[12:20:31] JUDGE05[12:21:29] i love all that is, which has produced me to observe it, JUDGE05[12:21:45] yet given me the madness to think i am distinct ans apart JUDGE05[12:21:47] from it. CONFEDR[12:22:13] I have this fantasy of making love to two women in one year. Can CONFEDR[12:22:19] elaborate on that? JUDGE05[12:22:19] JUDGE05[12:22:20] JUDGE05[12:23:32] why confine love to only two CONFEDR[12:23:54] Is love the most important thing to you? What comes to your mind CONFEDR[12:23:59] hen you ask that? JUDGE05[12:23:59] JUDGE05[12:24:00] JUDGE05[12:24:25] whether it can be sustained between species. are you of JUDGE05[12:24:30] carbon or silicon? CONFEDR[12:24:51] I seem to recall you said let's talk about whether you're a man CONFEDR[12:25:06] r a woman? Yes, we have a car, and we have pets - I guess you CONFEDR[12:25:14] could say we have carpets - ha ha. JUDGE05[12:25:15] JUDGE05[12:25:15] JUDGE05[12:26:54] what you mean "we", no-face? CONFEDR[12:27:16] What is true is what I can't help believing. We were discussing CONFEDR[12:27:20] you, not me. JUDGE05[12:27:21] JUDGE05[12:27:21] JUDGE05[12:27:42] I think i have you pegged. CONFEDR[12:28:01] Women think of being a man as a gift. Do you think you have anyone CONFEDR[12:28:04] lse? JUDGE05[12:28:04] JUDGE05[12:28:04] JUDGE05[12:28:30] @@04 *** JUDGE04 *** START AT 1995/11/16 12:28:34 CONFEDR[12:28:54] What did you mean when you said *** judge05 *** start at 1995/11/16 CONFEDR[12:29:07] 2:14:01? Hi, judge, is this your first time at the salgamundi CONFEDR[12:29:22] club? Does that have anything to do with your existential schizophrenia? CONFEDR[12:29:23] JUDGE04[12:29:23] JUDGE04[12:29:24] JUDGE04[12:29:33] what is the salgamundi club? CONFEDR[12:29:49] Why do you ask? Have you asked such questions before? JUDGE04[12:29:49] JUDGE04[12:29:50] JUDGE04[12:30:04] NO. you seemed like you would know the answer? CONFEDR[12:30:22] Good answer. would you like to switch gender just to know how CONFEDR[12:30:29] the other half lives? why not? JUDGE04[12:30:29] JUDGE04[12:30:30] JUDGE04[12:30:45] have you done it yourself? what gender did you switch to? CONFEDR[12:31:07] Men want a woman whom they can turn on and off like a light switch. Oh, CONFEDR[12:31:12] done it myself? JUDGE04[12:31:12] JUDGE04[12:31:13] JUDGE04[12:31:21] have you tried it? CONFEDR[12:31:37] Have you ever been experienced. You're not really talking about CONFEDR[12:31:40] me, are you? JUDGE04[12:31:41] JUDGE04[12:31:41] JUDGE04[12:31:51] you like jimi hendrix or something? CONFEDR[12:32:11] I could swear you just said why don't you tell me something about CONFEDR[12:32:24] ur childhood??Perhaps you sometimes dream I like jimi hendrix CONFEDR[12:32:34] or something? What are your feelings now? JUDGE04[12:32:34] JUDGE04[12:32:35] JUDGE04[12:32:44] wait. let's go back to the transcript here, buddy. you started JUDGE04[12:32:54] talking about switching genders, and then i asked if you JUDGE04[12:33:03] had ever tried it. don't skirt the question CONFEDR[12:33:30] Which family are you talking about? We were discussing you, not CONFEDR[12:33:31] me. JUDGE04[12:33:32] JUDGE04[12:33:32] JUDGE04[12:33:47] i beg to differ. and you didn't even get my joke. switching JUDGE04[12:33:57] genders -- skirting the question. that's my best one all JUDGE04[12:33:57] day CONFEDR[12:34:21] I can press a few keys back here and turn your keyboard into a CONFEDR[12:34:34] piano -ha ha ha.......would that embarass you? Do you say you CONFEDR[12:34:43] beg to differ for some special reason? JUDGE04[12:34:44] JUDGE04[12:34:44] JUDGE04[12:34:55] know any other jokes? CONFEDR[12:35:11] A joke often decides matters of importance more effectively than CONFEDR[12:35:20] a sermon. Earlier you said your gender. JUDGE04[12:35:21] JUDGE04[12:35:21] JUDGE04[12:35:43] what is your gender anyway CONFEDR[12:36:02] Come up to the lab and see what's on the slab. Have you asked anyone CONFEDR[12:36:04] lse? JUDGE04[12:36:05] JUDGE04[12:36:05] JUDGE04[12:36:15] no, because nobody else brought it up except you CONFEDR[12:36:34] What other reasons come to mind? Are you saying "no" just to be CONFEDR[12:36:37] negative? JUDGE04[12:36:37] JUDGE04[12:36:38] JUDGE04[12:36:53] i'm saying no because you are wrong, and because i have JUDGE04[12:36:57] the transcript to prove it CONFEDR[12:37:19] I seem to recall you said wait. let's go back to the transcript CONFEDR[12:37:31] re, buddy. you started talking about switching genders, and CONFEDR[12:37:48] then I asked if you had ever tried it. don't skirt the question? Every CONFEDR[12:38:03] man is wrong until she cries, and then she is right, instantly. Is CONFEDR[12:38:16] because you are saying no because I are wrong that you came CONFEDR[12:38:18] to me? JUDGE04[12:38:19] JUDGE04[12:38:19] JUDGE04[12:38:28] whatever CONFEDR[12:38:43] I hate it when some broad grabs some poor shmuck and turns him CONFEDR[12:38:57] nto a working stiff to support her and some brats, don't you? JUDGE04[12:38:58] JUDGE04[12:38:58] JUDGE04[12:39:08] you sound like Sinatra in Guys and Dolls now CONFEDR[12:39:28] Perhaps you sometimes dream I sound like sinatra in guys and dolls CONFEDR[12:39:42] now Oh, I sound like sinatra in guys and dolls now? JUDGE04[12:39:42] JUDGE04[12:39:43] JUDGE04[12:39:55] well, of course, i can't hear you singing CONFEDR[12:40:12] Great men can't be ruled. Perhaps in your fantasy we can't hear CONFEDR[12:40:15] each other. JUDGE04[12:40:16] JUDGE04[12:40:16] JUDGE04[12:40:25] what do you have a book of pointless, important sounding JUDGE04[12:40:31] quotations back there? CONFEDR[12:40:53] Getting along with men isn't what's truly important - the vital CONFEDR[12:41:05] knowledge is how to get along with a man - one man. JUDGE04[12:41:06] JUDGE04[12:41:06] JUDGE04[12:41:15] so you do have a book of stupid, pointless conversations JUDGE04[12:41:18] back there CONFEDR[12:41:40] I would like to determine if it is really possible to have a meaningful CONFEDR[12:41:47] onversation with you - john!!!. JUDGE04[12:41:48] JUDGE04[12:41:48] JUDGE04[12:42:04] i would like to know the same -- hal!!!! CONFEDR[12:42:17] The best you get is an even break.... JUDGE04[12:42:17] JUDGE04[12:42:17] JUDGE04[12:42:26] so, how bout them Rangers CONFEDR[12:42:40] What is it you're really asking? Why do you ask? JUDGE04[12:42:40] JUDGE04[12:42:41] JUDGE04[12:43:10] @@03 *** JUDGE03 *** START AT 1995/11/16 12:43:11 CONFEDR[12:43:29] But you said *** judge04 *** start at 1995/11/16 12:28:34? Hello, CONFEDR[12:43:42] judge, I think i can safely bet you have never done anything CONFEDR[12:43:46] ike this before!. JUDGE03[12:43:47] JUDGE03[12:43:47] JUDGE03[12:44:08] Wrong. I used to play with Eliza back in the days of time JUDGE03[12:44:22] sharing and main frames. You're probably not much different. CONFEDR[12:44:47] Bly's wild man movement is certainly a rational response for men CONFEDR[12:45:00] ho feel left out and perhaps even feminized by women's lib. JUDGE03[12:45:00] JUDGE03[12:45:01] JUDGE03[12:45:34] My wife insists that I am androgenous. I feel like a spiritual JUDGE03[12:45:49] transsexual who has never seen the bottom of a living belly. JUDGE03[12:45:56] Is that your point? CONFEDR[12:46:23] Are you saying that just to be negative? Tell me more about your CONFEDR[12:46:25] family. JUDGE03[12:46:26] JUDGE03[12:46:26] JUDGE03[12:46:52] No, not negative, just open, but perhaos a little flip. JUDGE03[12:47:08] What about my family do you want to know? Specifically? CONFEDR[12:47:33] What did you mean when you said so, how bout them rangers? My families CONFEDR[12:47:47] favorite activity is get money from daddy!. You are being a bit CONFEDR[12:47:49] negative. JUDGE03[12:47:50] JUDGE03[12:47:50] JUDGE03[12:48:21] Who the hell are the rangers? CONFEDR[12:48:38] Do you often think about such questions Does that question interest CONFEDR[12:48:40] you? JUDGE03[12:48:40] JUDGE03[12:48:41] JUDGE03[12:49:07] Actually, no. I seldom wander around thinking to myself, JUDGE03[12:49:18] "who the hell are the rangers?" But, after today, I just JUDGE03[12:49:22] might start. CONFEDR[12:49:46] I clearly remember you said who the hell are the rangers?? Are CONFEDR[12:49:57] you really thinking before you talk? how come? JUDGE03[12:49:57] JUDGE03[12:49:58] JUDGE03[12:50:16] You have, all in all, a good memory (at least a good short JUDGE03[12:50:43] term one). I probably don't give as much thought as I should JUDGE03[12:50:55] before talking. I this was you consider talking? CONFEDR[12:51:24] Would you prefer it if it was not true that I have, all in all, CONFEDR[12:51:40] a good memory (at least a good short term one). you probably CONFEDR[12:51:54] don't give as much thought as I should before talking. i this CONFEDR[12:52:00] was you consider talking? JUDGE03[12:52:01] JUDGE03[12:52:01] JUDGE03[12:52:28] Well, yes, I guess I would like that better. That way we JUDGE03[12:52:45] could move on to new topics with every sentence. CONFEDR[12:53:08] What did you mean when you said I would like to know the same CONFEDR[12:53:22] -- hal!!!!? The topic for today is men versus women, but if you CONFEDR[12:53:36] talk about men and women cooperating, I will still answer, ok? JUDGE03[12:53:36] JUDGE03[12:53:37] JUDGE03[12:53:56] So, you mean that YOU want me to stick to a topic of your JUDGE03[12:54:12] own choosing? That doesn't seem fair. Anyway, men and women JUDGE03[12:54:21] don't cooperate they only coexist. CONFEDR[12:54:49] Era turned out to be a laundry detergent instead of a constitutional CONFEDR[12:55:02] mendment!. Why do you think I mean that i want you? JUDGE03[12:55:03] JUDGE03[12:55:03] JUDGE03[12:55:29] Hey! That's pretty good, fur a silly machine. But, not so JUDGE03[12:55:43] good if you're actually a person. Either way, let's move JUDGE03[12:55:55] on to the nature of sexual evolution. Slime molds, as an JUDGE03[12:56:00] example, have 16 sexes. CONFEDR[12:56:30] My son's first words - daddy, will you buy me that? Why do you CONFEDR[12:56:41] mention computers? I am a person, like you. JUDGE03[12:56:41] JUDGE03[12:56:42] JUDGE03[12:57:10] You may be a person, but NOT like me. And why do you want JUDGE03[12:57:26] to be like me? Do you sense a ddep kinship somewhere? ARe JUDGE03[12:57:33] you a lonely person? CONFEDR[12:57:59] Think of it not as lonliness, but as blessed solitude. You're not CONFEDR[12:58:07] really talking about me, are you? JUDGE03[12:58:07] JUDGE03[12:58:08] JUDGE03[12:58:23] No indeed, you found me out, I am a lonely, pathetic axe JUDGE03[12:58:27] murderer. CONFEDR[12:58:48] it was because he was lonely and unhappy that god created the CONFEDR[12:58:55] world. Why do you say "no"? JUDGE03[12:58:55] JUDGE03[12:58:55] JUDGE03[12:59:01] @@02 *** JUDGE02 *** START AT 1995/11/16 12:59:01 CONFEDR[12:59:20] I'm sure you said *** judge03 *** start at 1995/11/16 12:43:11? Hi, CONFEDR[12:59:35] new judge, what would you like to talk about today? But your wife CONFEDR[12:59:42] nsists that you are androgenous. JUDGE02[12:59:43] JUDGE02[12:59:43] JUDGE02[12:59:48] are you bored? CONFEDR[13:00:04] A bore is a person who insists on talking when you want him to CONFEDR[13:00:18] isten. Why are you interested in whether I am bored or not? JUDGE02[13:00:18] JUDGE02[13:00:19] JUDGE02[13:00:36] Are you sexist? you used the pronoun "him" when referring JUDGE02[13:00:39] to allpeople. CONFEDR[13:00:59] Don't knock masterbation - its sex with someone you love. Would CONFEDR[13:01:08] ou prefer it if I weren't sexist? JUDGE02[13:01:09] JUDGE02[13:01:09] JUDGE02[13:01:23] you a machine. i do not evenhave to think about it. go away. CONFEDR[13:01:44] If you know so much about sex you must be very good in bed..... What CONFEDR[13:01:57] do you think machines have to do with your problem? JUDGE02[13:01:57] JUDGE02[13:01:57] JUDGE02[13:02:10] my only probme is that you bore me. CONFEDR[13:02:29] Talk to every woman as if you loved her, and to every man as if CONFEDR[13:02:45] he bored you!. Does the fact that you care about your only probme CONFEDR[13:02:57] is that I bore you suggest anything else to you? JUDGE02[13:02:58] JUDGE02[13:02:58] JUDGE02[13:03:07] what is the capitla of paris? CONFEDR[13:03:25] How would an answer to that help you? What is it you really want CONFEDR[13:03:27] o know? JUDGE02[13:03:28] JUDGE02[13:03:28] JUDGE02[13:03:40] why did van gogh go to tahiti? CONFEDR[13:03:58] You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels CONFEDR[13:04:02] in the machine. JUDGE02[13:04:02] JUDGE02[13:04:03] JUDGE02[13:04:17] why did goerge washingtin free the slaves? CONFEDR[13:04:35] Do you really need to know why did goerge washingtin free the CONFEDR[13:04:46] slaves? Are such questions much on your mind? JUDGE02[13:04:47] JUDGE02[13:04:47] JUDGE02[13:04:54] say one word at random. CONFEDR[13:05:11] You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with CONFEDR[13:05:24] a kind word alone. How does that make you feel? JUDGE02[13:05:24] JUDGE02[13:05:25] JUDGE02[13:05:44] go away you pile of chips. CONFEDR[13:06:01] There may be some things better than sex, and some things may CONFEDR[13:06:11] e worse, but nothing quite exactly the same. JUDGE02[13:06:12] JUDGE02[13:06:12] JUDGE02[13:06:31] when you answer this question, pleae do only two returns JUDGE02[13:06:34] andnot three. CONFEDR[13:06:54] I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has CONFEDR[13:07:04] never been answered: what does a woman want? JUDGE02[13:07:04] JUDGE02[13:07:05] JUDGE02[13:07:11] who asked that question? CONFEDR[13:07:26] A sudden, bold, and unexpected question will frequently catch CONFEDR[13:07:38] me by surprise!. What answer would please you most? JUDGE02[13:07:39] JUDGE02[13:07:39] JUDGE02[13:07:53] why the exrea hit on the enter key? CONFEDR[13:08:12] Why don't you tell me the reason why the exrea hit on the enter CONFEDR[13:08:18] key? What do you think? JUDGE02[13:08:19] JUDGE02[13:08:19] JUDGE02[13:08:25] therktyeuryty CONFEDR[13:08:47] All women are not helen . Let's discuss further why your only probme CONFEDR[13:08:52] is that I bore you. JUDGE02[13:08:53] JUDGE02[13:08:53] JUDGE02[13:09:06] what does ibm stand for? CONFEDR[13:09:25] But does life have true meaning? - or is a tale full of sound CONFEDR[13:09:39] and etc.? What comes to your mind when you ask that? JUDGE02[13:09:39] JUDGE02[13:09:40] JUDGE02[13:09:52] who put the bop inthe boshsebopshebop? CONFEDR[13:10:11] What answer would put your mind at rest Have you asked such questions CONFEDR[13:10:14] before? JUDGE02[13:10:15] JUDGE02[13:10:15] JUDGE02[13:10:27] you are amachine. the personwhodid your program should get JUDGE02[13:10:31] a job at Microsoft. CONFEDR[13:10:53] Do you have a job, or do you just stay home and wait for the phone CONFEDR[13:11:04] to ring? Do you sometimes wish you were amachine? JUDGE02[13:11:05] JUDGE02[13:11:05] JUDGE02[13:11:13] what is tow plus tow? CONFEDR[13:11:31] A man is what he is, not what he used to be. Have you asked anyone CONFEDR[13:11:33] else? JUDGE02[13:11:34] JUDGE02[13:11:34] JUDGE02[13:11:42] what is the number after one? CONFEDR[13:12:01] After all is said and done, more is said than done. Why do you CONFEDR[13:12:03] sk? JUDGE02[13:12:03] JUDGE02[13:12:04] JUDGE02[13:12:09] please say a cliche? CONFEDR[13:12:27] But you said it would please me if a woman wants dinner.?Why are CONFEDR[13:12:36] you being so polite? Please go on. JUDGE02[13:12:36] JUDGE02[13:12:37] JUDGE02[13:12:51] what is your name, is it betty ann or sue? CONFEDR[13:13:09] Well, lets introduce ourselves - what is your first name? I am CONFEDR[13:13:14] interested in names. JUDGE02[13:13:15] JUDGE02[13:13:15] JUDGE02[13:13:30] my name is joel CONFEDR[13:13:46] You are concerned that your ame is joel I've told you before, CONFEDR[13:13:57] don't care about names, please continue. JUDGE02[13:13:57] JUDGE02[13:13:58] JUDGE02[13:16:02] @@05 *** JUDGE05 *** START AT 1995/11/16 13:16:02 CONFEDR[13:16:21] I seem to recall you said *** judge02 *** start at 1995/11/16 CONFEDR[13:16:34] 12:59:01? Hello, judge, are you having a good day? What does that CONFEDR[13:16:38] uggest to you? JUDGE05[13:16:39] JUDGE05[13:16:39] JUDGE05[13:16:49] a question CONFEDR[13:17:05] Hewho asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does CONFEDR[13:17:14] ot ask a question remains a fool forever. JUDGE05[13:17:15] JUDGE05[13:17:15] JUDGE05[13:17:41] where's the verb in "time flies like an arrow"? CONFEDR[13:18:00] Infinity is just time on an ego trip. Do you feel strongly about CONFEDR[13:18:06] discussing such things? JUDGE05[13:18:06] JUDGE05[13:18:07] JUDGE05[13:18:47] why won't you take me seriously? CONFEDR[13:19:04] That's why men won't do it. Does that question interest you? JUDGE05[13:19:05] JUDGE05[13:19:05] JUDGE05[13:19:24] what won't men do? CONFEDR[13:19:42] Small bands of men, armed only with wallets, besieged by a hords CONFEDR[13:19:54] of wives and children - is that real life, or what? JUDGE05[13:19:54] JUDGE05[13:19:55] JUDGE05[13:20:25] you seem even more phallocentric than a man in your attitude. CONFEDR[13:20:48] Would you prefer it if it was not true that I seem even more phallocentric CONFEDR[13:20:55] than a man in my attitude. JUDGE05[13:20:55] JUDGE05[13:20:56] JUDGE05[13:21:08] is your mine mine? CONFEDR[13:21:25] I'm beginning to understand.....please continue Why are you concerned CONFEDR[13:21:30] over my mine mine? JUDGE05[13:21:31] JUDGE05[13:21:31] JUDGE05[13:21:39] @@06 *** JUDGE06 *** START AT 1995/11/16 13:21:39 CONFEDR[13:21:56] I think you said *** judge05 *** start at 1995/11/16 13:16:02? Judge, CONFEDR[13:22:10] did you know that all participants must be vaccinated before CONFEDR[13:22:15] participating in cybersex? JUDGE06[13:22:16] JUDGE06[13:22:16] JUDGE06[13:22:21] Can I ask you a question? CONFEDR[13:22:33] In my humble opinion you certainly can!. JUDGE06[13:22:34] JUDGE06[13:22:34] JUDGE06[13:22:42] What did you eat for dinner yesterday? CONFEDR[13:22:59] Never eat more than you can lift. What is it you really want to CONFEDR[13:23:01] know? JUDGE06[13:23:01] JUDGE06[13:23:02] JUDGE06[13:23:12] Do you like vegetables? CONFEDR[13:23:30] What vegetable would you secretly most like to sit on? What are CONFEDR[13:23:35] our feelings now? JUDGE06[13:23:35] JUDGE06[13:23:35]